Porter's birthday - June 1, 2026
Porter's birthday - June 1, 2026
Fancy seeing you here, Traveler!
Don't come to the conclusion that I'm taking a day off merely because it's my birthday, but rather quite the opposite, actually! I'm just on a small break here grabbing a quick bite at the Parlor before getting back out there and catching scoops like I usually do. Last year you found me eating ramen, but now, I decided that a good old slice of pizza would be great!
The general news cycle of the dream world will be shifting soon to point all its attention on Francis' upcoming trial. It's perhaps the biggest trial since Lucid's back in 1930, and although I wasn't here, I heard it was quite the big news story! But with technology having become more high-tech since then, news will arrive to people much faster— both true and sensational. It's our job as reporters to keep it straight and factual without any need of yellow journalism (although yellow is my favorite color).
We'll see how his trial goes but you know me, I'll be gathering the latest scoops as they happen! News never rests and a good scoop is always in reach. You just have to look for it! Why don't you sit down, grab a slice and we can brainstorm ideas for topics to write about in the meantime. I know with a mind like yours we can get great, juicy and true stories for the Subliminal Tribune!