Hello Traveler! Fancy seeing you here! Yes, you caught me in the middle of taking a quick lunch break from reporting on the news today. Arial and I have been following the recent arrests made by DIA agents these last few days and reporting on developments. After a bit of traveling, we decided to stop here for a bite!

If you've ever been in journalism, you'll know that the news never stops. There's always something going on and my job is to find out what and get the scoop! This is a passion that I find myself constantly pushing myself hard for, but getting to write for the Subliminal Tribune? It's a dream come true!

Of course, the news doesn't stop even if it's my birthday. You know, it's strange how I'm in my 30s, but it still feels like I'm that young lad who was pushing 20. It's not a lie when they say that time is easier on you in the dream world than it is in the real world. Honestly, I wish I could stay like this forever! Not like I'd be too much use back home...

But alas! We're here to eat and chat! You should definitely grab yourself a bowl of ramen. What kind do you like? I'm not too fond of the spicy kind, but if you're into that, I won't judge! Thanks for sticking around with me on my birthday today! Would you want to come along with us to find a scoop? — Porter

Hello there, Traveler. I see that you've gotten the invitation to come on over to Almoral's mansion for a little get together...

This get together is actually for my birthday party. This year, Dylan, Almoral, and me are hanging out once again on my birthday. Last year, we spent it at the Parlor eating pizza (before Almoral's slice fell to the floor and it was a whole scene), but this year is different. The weather outside is pretty awful as of late and we didn't want to travel to the Parlor in such weather. Almoral's place provided better shelter with more things to do and he was kind enough to allow us to "hide out" here from the storm.

I'll admit that we haven't really been together, you and I, this past year. A lot of things happened since our last big advenure...what was that again? Oh right, back when the dream world and Wonderland almost collided together. Wow, that was quite a while ago. Well, it's very nice to see you again nonetheless. Not much has changed between our little friend group, though Almoral has been more vocal for Lucid after the situation with the DPF, Sylveran, the DIA...blah blah blah, you know how THAT went...

Aside from that, we've been fine, thankfully. I'm glad you decided to come stop by for my birthday even though it's been quite the minute we've properly spoken to each other. It means a lot that you came all this way. Now, why don't you grab a cupcake and come join us for a few games? If I were you, I'd keep an eye on Almoral...he may just cause this thing to fall over... — Epsilon

Yo Traveler! Funny seeing you here today!

And of course, I mean that literally!!! Look at around you! Everything's looking pretty funny and silly lately, but would it really be April 1 if it wasn't silly? Of course, we can't be forgetting about my birthday! I'm sure that's why you came by! I mean, who wouldn't wanna see this little rabbit on his birthday? Super uncool people, that's who! And you, my friend, are super COOL!

Epsilon and Almoral wanted to surprise me by spending my birthday at the Club, although things are looking pretty bizarre... I mean, look at the dance floor! It practically crashed!! Or did we crash my own party? Did the dimension crash US? Hmm... what do you think? Personally I think it crashed in its own— we had nothing to do with this!! Then again, with everything going on, we could honestly just blame whatever and get away with it... It was that skeleton!!

It's always a grand time when I get to spend my birthday with my best friends, and my amazing prince, Epsilon! The three of us often joke that we're misfits, but really, who would want to fit in with the rest of the world? That'd be boring! Just being ourselves is so much more fun. With that, I invite you to come have fun with us on my birthday! See, look! It's like I'm stuck in this pop up! Everyone get more silly now!!! — Dylan