Well goodie goodie! I bet you didn't think we'd walk this far, huh?

So I remember bumping into you when you were on your wilderness tour earlier this year and how you had the chance to tour the spooooooky Backrooms... Haha, it's not actually spooky! It's rather just...pretty lonely... But that doesn't mean we can't have some fun while we're in here!

So I wanted to show you Mick's Cafe, which maybe you already saw before, but it's a cool place anyway! This is one of the few places in the Backrooms that actually has food and drinks for tourist or the average wandering traveler. It looks like we're the only people here today... How lonesome!

The best I can do for you is make you a quick meal! If you really wanna grant me a birthday wish, you should tell me everything about your time spent exploring the Backrooms earlier this year! I'd love to see what you saw, heard, felt, smelled and tasted! Go on! Go on! We have the whole day together to talk! I feel so happy that you wanted to spend time with me on my birthday! That's what friends are for after all! — Figment

Wow! What a day! Hehe, I'm still so happy about everything!

We're alone now! Sorry but I had to wait for my friends to leave, well, those who don't know you're here. It was fun having everyone here! We also got to spend time with Nate, Epsilon and Dylan...all five of us! They've gone home now but...BUT! I reassured them that you'll be fine here! I promise! I just... Everything still feels so... Like a dream...

When I woke up this morning, it still felt like I was dreaming. When I saw you out in my cemetery, I could have sworn I had fallen asleep at Anastasius' party after drinking a little too much, hehe. But, no... You're...real. You're really here! You're really you! I really still can't believe it. I just would have hoped you wouldn't be here because of those circumstances you're facing. Ugh, I swear if I ever see that punk Sylveran show up, I'll show him a thing or two and he'll have a nice chat with my fist...I'll make sure of that!!

Oh, uh, sorry... I know you don't like violence... Well, he'll definitely get a complaint from me at least! But we still have SOOOO much to catch up on. I could spend all day, all week, months, even YEARS talking to you about everything that's happened all these years! You know, my birthday wish this year was to get a chance to talk to you again. I got my wish granted after all!! I'm SOOOO happy!! Not only that, but that curse is finally lifted! I waited so long for all of this! I... I'm going to make sure that you'll be okay. I promise that I won't let anyone come and find you and I promise that I won't let anyone ever hurt you. I promise that on my life! Wow! What a birthday to remember! There's no one in the dream world today that's more lucky than me! I'll keep you safe. You can TOTALLY count on that! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you sooooo much for today, Lucid. — Almoral

Traveler! I wasn't expecting you today!

See all this darn fog? I ain't been able to see good sales these last few days 'cause of it! Halloween season is notorious for bringin' about the thickest of fog...thicker than pea soup if you ought to believe that! Makes you wonder what lurks in it...

Well since you're here at my patch, you ought to help me out with picking out pumpkins! Just get in there and looking for ripest pumpkins you can find! See this little ol' pumpkin I'm holding? It ain't ready just yet! You gotta pick the bigger, darker orange pumpkins if we wanna sell anything 'round here!

Sorry to make you work today but it's the least you could do for me on my birthday! I ain't want gifts, presents or anything like that. Just help me pick pumpkins and take a pumpkin with you once we're done. That's my wish and it's darn good one too! — Cal