Birthdays
Birthdays
Welcome to the birthdays page! This page serves as an archive of birthday messages by characters. It includes their birthday message, as well as their birthday photo.
Below are the three most recent birthday messages. To view older messages, click/tap the drop down arrow in the 'Previous Birthdays' section located near the bottom of the page.
Porter's birthday - June 1, 2026
Fancy seeing you here, Traveler!
Don't come to the conclusion that I'm taking a day off merely because it's my birthday, but rather quite the opposite, actually! I'm just on a small break here grabbing a quick bite at the Parlor before getting back out there and catching scoops like I usually do. Last year you found me eating ramen, but now, I decided that a good old slice of pizza would be great!
The general news cycle of the dream world will be shifting soon to point all its attention on Francis' upcoming trial. It's perhaps the biggest trial since Lucid's back in 1930, and although I wasn't here, I heard it was quite the big news story! But with technology having become more high-tech since then, news will arrive to people much faster— both true and sensational. It's our job as reporters to keep it straight and factual without any need of yellow journalism (although yellow is my favorite color).
We'll see how his trial goes but you know me, I'll be gathering the latest scoops as they happen! News never rests and a good scoop is always in reach. You just have to look for it! Why don't you sit down, grab a slice and we can brainstorm ideas for topics to write about in the meantime. I know with a mind like yours we can get great, juicy and true stories for the Subliminal Tribune!
Epsilon's birthday - May 10, 2026
So this is where you wanted to take me, huh?
Not that I'm bothered by it, but you were pretty adamant to get out in the rain and come all the way here. Actually, it's quite nice. I'm not the biggest fan of rainy weather but it's quite cozy in here taking shelter from the rain. There's something about sitting by the window and watching all the raindrops hit it. The pitter-patter of rain hitting the concrete outside is also something to watch and get almost hypnotized by it. Oh but don't worry, I'd prefer to look and get hypnotized by you instead.
I think for the longest time I've always felt most safe with you. Coming from a family who cared little, you cared a lot. It was alien to me, if I'm being honest, and at first it didn't feel right. It was when I realized that caring for someone is totally normal; I just came from a not-so-great household. Moving out and getting to live with you since then has been a big breath of fresh air and honestly? I don't really think about where I came from anymore.
And truly, I think you were that beacon of light that made me escape that dark place. I will always be grateful that we met on that sidewalk many, many years ago when we were just little kids. We didn't know any better then in our innocence that the world can and will be cruel but as we grew up, we knew that we could conquer any cruelty so long as we had each other. I appreciate you very much my Dilly. Thank you for spending another birthday of mine in a way you know how to best celebrate it: being in my life.
Dylan's birthday - April 1, 2026
Today’s a pretty silly day!
You know what’s funny? I’ve had several birthdays in a row where things just weren’t normal around here! Okay okay, sure, the dream world is not “normal” by typical standards but this time it’s really really not normal! So there’s a leak in the dream world again and things are silly as heck… What’s the big deal?
It’s refreshing actually! Nothing like getting a little silly around here. There’s so many fun things we can do with everything being like this! I’m here at the Desert…or rather, the “Dessert” since everything got turned into a tasty treat! It’s funny how everything here is edible, well, except for us! I think. But when silliness calls, you just have to take the call and answer it! Living a life without having fun is no way to live! That’s what I like to believe!
Yeah you can say I’m silly 24/7 but I’m especially on a day like today! Everyone deserves to spend their birthday having a LOT of fun in any way they can find! You know, I think I still have a long life ahead of me, but I’ll be sure to really make the most of each day. Even on the toughest days, I’ll be sure to smile and make others laugh because a little silliness goes a long way! It’s my birthday! Let’s have some fun and hang out! Come slide down this giant ice cream sandwich. It’s both delicious and a fun ride! WEEEEE~!