Woah there! Traveler, what in the dream world are you doing here? Did we so happen to bump into each other today? What a joyous surprise!

What's it been? A year now since we've last conversed? I must say what a year we had since then! It was so terrible seeing all of these televisions shut off during the blackout. I couldn't even get to channel surf! Televisions need to be turned on for me to be able to do that, but that cursed Francis shut off power in the entire rural dream world! I was stuck in my poor home because of that...

Well thank Morpheus that the DPF arrested that lunatic. We cannot have people like him running around causing problems to the rest of us ordinary folks. That being said, Lucid is STILL on the loose! What is it going to take to finally arrest that traitorous criminal...

No, I won't talk about him today of all days! It is my birthday! Yes! I'm so close to turning one hundred years old but don't worry about me! I'm constantly maintained and give myself upgrades to keep me going. Nothing beats TV! Not even the.... "Internet". Why don't you join me for some fun today? What a jolly good show! — Telly