Hello Traveler! Fancy seeing you here! Yes, you caught me in the middle of taking a quick lunch break from reporting on the news today. Arial and I have been following the recent arrests made by DIA agents these last few days and reporting on developments. After a bit of traveling, we decided to stop here for a bite!

If you've ever been in journalism, you'll know that the news never stops. There's always something going on and my job is to find out what and get the scoop! This is a passion that I find myself constantly pushing myself hard for, but getting to write for the Subliminal Tribune? It's a dream come true!

Of course, the news doesn't stop even if it's my birthday. You know, it's strange how I'm in my 30s, but it still feels like I'm that young lad who was pushing 20. It's not a lie when they say that time is easier on you in the dream world than it is in the real world. Honestly, I wish I could stay like this forever! Not like I'd be too much use back home...

But alas! We're here to eat and chat! You should definitely grab yourself a bowl of ramen. What kind do you like? I'm not too fond of the spicy kind, but if you're into that, I won't judge! Thanks for sticking around with me on my birthday today! Would you want to come along with us to find a scoop? — Porter