Well goodie goodie! I bet you didn't think we'd walk this far, huh?

So I remember bumping into you when you were on your wilderness tour earlier this year and how you had the chance to tour the spooooooky Backrooms... Haha, it's not actually spooky! It's rather just...pretty lonely... But that doesn't mean we can't have some fun while we're in here!

So I wanted to show you Mick's Cafe, which maybe you already saw before, but it's a cool place anyway! This is one of the few places in the Backrooms that actually has food and drinks for tourist or the average wandering traveler. It looks like we're the only people here today... How lonesome!

The best I can do for you is make you a quick meal! If you really wanna grant me a birthday wish, you should tell me everything about your time spent exploring the Backrooms earlier this year! I'd love to see what you saw, heard, felt, smelled and tasted! Go on! Go on! We have the whole day together to talk! I feel so happy that you wanted to spend time with me on my birthday! That's what friends are for after all! — Figment