RAINY WEATHER TO TAPER OFF HEADING INTO END OF MONTH

By: Roman

The weather across the dream world remains wet but drier days are ahead.

The spring season is coming to an end soon and thus too will the persistent rainy weather across the dream world. Since the beginning of the month, scattered rain and thunder-showers have taken over much of the dream world. Some areas have seen near-record rainfall measurements for the month but none have reported anything extraordinary in terms of rainfall rates.

The Dimension Weather Prediction Service has been monitoring ongoing weather conditions across the dream world. With their observations and forecasts, they note that with summer on the horizon, the spring season is beginning to wind down which will in turn lead to the tapering off of ongoing wet weather.

“Much of spring can be observed with rainy weather that is persistent but when summer begins to near, this rainy weather typically winds down as well,” DWPS senior meteorologist Neige told me, “It’s normal and typical for any spring season transitioning into summer. We’re merely a week or so away before it officially begins.”

While widespread wet weather will diminish heading into summer, that’s not to say that the summer season will not feature wet precipitation.

“Summer is still a notable season for rainy precipitation but it is not widespread as it is during the spring,” Neige explained, “Rainy weather is more sporadic and typically consists of moderate to heavy thunderstorms that develop in the later part of the day.”

Regardless, the DWPS will be monitoring conditions across the dream world for any changes in the weather and to observe the transition from spring into summer. For the latest weather conditions, visit the DWPS website or your local forecasting office for additional resources.

MAIL SERVICE ACKNOWLEDGES SLIGHT DELAYS DUE TO WEATHER

By: Oswald

The Dimension Postal Delivery Service has acknowledged that there have been a few delays to getting postal material out to residents on time.

With inclement weather out in the dream world, it has caused delays to get mail to their recipients. Postal delivery workers have had to endure wet conditions attempting to get deliveries to their destinations on time. With slower delivery times, some residents have had to wait an extra day or two to get packages and other postal material.

Still, the DPDS is working around the clock to ensure all postal material arrive to their recipients with no serious issues.

“The rain has made it a little difficult for our postal workers to travel through the dream world under said conditions,” DPDS chief Kaige told the Tribune, “It can be bothersome to our workers but we’re doing everything to make sure they are safe and stay dry.”

The DPDS provides its workers with the proper raingear to make sure their workers are dry and to also ensure that any postal material does not get wet either.

“Postal materials may be delayed a day or two, perhaps three, but it is better for it to be dry and get to their destinations rather than soaking wet,” chief Kaige said, “Our services may be slightly slow but they remain steady. You can always check our website to track packages and see their status.”

Chief Kaige stated that services should resume back to their normal pace once ongoing inclement weather diminishes. For the latest news or to track packages, visit the DPDS website or your local post office for additional information.

Q/A: Ask Nate

Dear Nate, are the stars and objects in the sky real?

By: Izzitt Reel

Hello Izzitt! So you’ve begun to question the objects in the sky, huh? Isn’t it cool that in some areas of the dream world we can see stars and other objects in the sky? Sometimes we’ll see the Moon, the Sun, or perhaps other curious things like auroras, comets, and maybe shooting stars! But this begs the question: is it all real?

Well, not exactly. Some things that appear in the sky are indeed real like the auroras that appear around the holiday season and most notably last summer. Those are a very real phenomenon that can manifest under the right circumstances. Celestial objects like the Moon and the Sun aren’t real though. Yes, they will appear in the sky in some parts of the dream world, but it’s not a physical object you can just go to. Strangely, they still emit the same energy as they would in the real world, so you could draw power from them if you’d had to!

The same applies to stars too. The stars you may see in the sky aren’t real, but they are very pretty to see! They twinkle and shine, but they’re not physically millions of millions kilometers away. Actually, if you were to fly up into the sky of the dream world, you’d likely be going up for a good amount of time. You may look like you’re reaching the Moon or the Sun, but it’s just an optical illusion! You’re never going to reach any object in the sky, though you may hit the upper limit of it.

That’s another story for another time though! It’s pretty to gaze up at the sky in the dream world, but apart from auroras and some other minor phenomenon, many objects are not real. I’d like to imagine that these look much cooler in the real world…I mean, in the real world, they’re real! I wonder how much it’d cost to go up into space in the real world? Do you think I’d be able to touch a star? Let’s ask Lucid next time…