TRILIMINAL THEBUNE SUB
29, Sunday 2026, March
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NEWS FLASH: Lots and lots of silliness in the dream world as of late. Lots and lots of silliness. Lots and lots. Did I mention how silly it is? Lots silly. Lots.
DIA CHIEF SYLVERAN ACCIDENTALLY CAUSES BOX DIMENSION LEAK, DREAM WORLD IS WACKY, AGAIN
By: Porter
Well, it's happened, again.
In case you haven't noticed, the dream world is, to put it lightly, once again, wacky.
This comes after chief detective of the Dimension Investigation Agency, Sylveran D. Angelus, entered the Box dimension on a quest to find Lucid— the dream world’s #1 most wanted dream world fugitive. The chief detective promised that he would look under every nook and cranny to find Lucid within the sub-dimensions of the Box dimension.
But…it came with consequences…
The consequences in question are the effects of this quest which seem to have caused an accidental leak of the Box dimension…again!
In doing so, the dream world is experiencing the strange and zany effects of this leak. This isn't the first time that the Box dimension has leaked. Previously, it first leaked in 2022 and then again in 2023. These leaks were caused by Francis Robert P. Jackson. Since then, it hasn't leaked, despite other zany happenings to have taken place afterwards.
And yet, here we are, again!
The irony with this is that it was a fellow resident of the dream world who caused this leak. More ironic is the fact that it was the very same DPF chief who vowed to make the streets safer. Now, the streets are a bit strange and perhaps less safe.
Even as the chief detective is in the Box dimension doing his mission, it will likely take a few weeks and the leak itself can't be patched with him in there. All of this and he has no idea what's going on back on the surface! I guess things could be worse…
In the meantime, the Dimension Patrol Unit is advising the public to use caution across the dream world as the leak persists. This will take time to get used to but oh well, what's a little fun without being silly? Just be careful out there but of course, have a bit of wacky fun!
STRANGE SIGHTS ACROSS THE DREAM WORLD DUE TO BOX DIMENSION LEAK, AGAIN
By: Roman
Much of the dream world is looking pretty wacky, again, yes it’s true.
If you’re wondering what strange sights there are out there, we sent a team out into the dream world to investigate and report back on some of their strange findings! Here are some areas of the dream world that are looking…not right.
The Club: Things are looking blue here…no literally! In the sense that everything is blue…not emotion wise but color wise! I guess a big error hit the dance floor and well, blue!
The Nowhere: Nowhere is now…Somewhere. I mean, we’re not in the middle of nowhere anymore but somehow we’re somewhere. If that makes sense? Maybe not.
The Playground: Better get an umbrella for this place because it’s raining! Except, this is no ordinary precipitation. It’s raining alright…it’s raining tacos! Isn’t that a song?
The Island: A time anomaly has hit this dimension and it’s looking extra spooky! If you thought the Island was spooky last October, somehow it got much spookier! This fog is too thick!
The Chapel: At first glance, it looks like they finally cleaned up the water from here. Think again! You may want to look up to find out what actually happened to the water here.
The Lodge: This place feels rather…nostalgic? It feels like this place is peaceful with no problems in sight. Maybe we can rest for a bit here.
The Window: Hmm, it looks like this place is truly endless. The more you go in, the more it feels like you’re just cycling through the dimension. Better to avoid it.
The Class: Uhh, what happened to the walls? Somehow we can see through them and I don’t know but it feels kind of strange. Did we also break the fourth wall here?
The Lab: I’m not even gonna discuss this one.
The Box: And of course, the place where it’s all going down. The Box dimension is where the leak is originating from but it’s been closed down by the DPF as Sylveran investigates. Well, I guess we shall wait until everything settles down.
There are plenty of more areas that are looking… Not Right. But of course, that’s up to you to check out! Let us know if you encounter any strange happenings out there in the dream world. Take care and be safe!
J/A: Joke and Answer!
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was shellfish!
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a factory that makes meh stuff?
A satisfactory!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Where do you think Lucid is hiding?
Probably somewhere that’s NOT in a certain necromancer’s mansion, that’s for sure!
This week's throwback image
A look at the lobby area during the 2023 April Fool’s Party. The Backrooms temporarily turned into the Frontrooms as a result of another leak of the Box dimension. | March 2023
Upcoming Events:
NOW- April Fool’s Party 2026: Error! Error! The dream world ran into several problems and needs to restart. Experience the wackiness, silliness and craziness as the Box dimension leaks and causes strange happenings everywhere from now until mid-April!
NOW- An Adventure in Time quest rerun: This quest has returned and wow, what an adventure! Revisit and help Timely clean up Francis’ leftover residual matter that caused time anomalies galore last year. How fun!
APRIL 1- ESCAPE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: Believe it or not, this prank has been in the making for at least two years now, but we’ve finally come around to doing it! Maybe it’ll be a permanent silly game after all is said and done. Escape!
JULY 23- AnniVersary Party 2026: The game will be celebrating five entire years! We’ll be taking part in a pretty grand party with lots of throwbacks. And of course, cake and confetti!
OCTOBER 22- Halloween Party 2026: It’s time to join our friends on a little adventure that’s going to be a bit spooky. It might involve telling ghost stories around the fire in the wilderness…with real ghosts! BOO knows what’ll happen…
DECEMBER 17- Holiday Party 2026: It’s the season of giving and we’ll be giving Rainier a visit to the Pole to see how things are going. Word off the street is that we’ll be helping to deliver gifts around the dream world. I guess Santa is taking a little break this year?
2027- Francis’ Verdict: Remember him? Looks like the Council will be issuing its verdict on whether or not Francis is guilty of his crimes and whether or not he’ll be sent back to the real world against his own wishes. Whose side are you on?
2028- Leap Day event: You might’ve missed the last one but not this one! We’re letting you know ahead of time that this one-day event will come back for you to obtain a pretty springy reward. Better leap to it before you miss it, again!
2030- A new decade awaits us: The 2020’s were quite…the tale. We’re going to be entering a new decade within the next four years or so, so buckle up!
2050- Mid-century future: Woah, we’re getting a little too far into the future for upcoming events. Here’s some food for thought, we’re closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000. Talk about existential crisis, am I right?!
2100- Into the 22nd Century: Yep, one day it’ll be the beginning of the 22nd Century and it’s likely none of us we’ll be here to experience it, but hey! Most of our favorite characters in the story will be here to see it and you know what? As long as they’re happy, then I’m sure things will be okay.
OOPSIE: Sylveran caused an unintentional leak of the Box dimension as he explores its sub-dimensions in search of Lucid. He has no idea what’s going on!
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