SNOW FALLS ONCE MORE ACROSS DREAM WORLD

By: Oswald

BREAKING: Snow is falling across the dream world again!

Yes, you read that correctly. Snow is being observed across the general dream world after a year of complete zero observations. The weather service has been monitoring this for a week now and their predictions have come true.

“It’s quite amazingly extraordinary that we have reached this point again!” Cirrus, DWPS senior meteorologist told me, “We’re quite in awe of this but we’re just so glad that we’ve gotten snow to fall once more in the dream world!”

The news was so grand that it became a trending topic across social media, particularly on the site LiminalSpaces, where thousands of users took to their keyboards to express their excitement.

“It’s SNOWING!! I’m so happy!!” one user said.

“I thought I was dreaming but nope. It’s snowing! A miracle!” another user posted.

“Who knew that it was gonna snow again after all?? Let’s goooo!” another user posted on the site.

With snow falling again, the weather service stated that they are not expecting excessive amounts of snow. They expect snow to be on and off with average amounts of snowfall to be observed.

“We’re not looking at anything concerning based on our models,” Cirrus explained, “It’s looking like it’ll be average for January. Snow will be on and off so it’ll snow, stop and then continue periodically!”

Since there are no concerning effects from this event, the DWPS has not issued any official advisories but did put out a general weather statement letting residents know of the situation and to use caution nonetheless.

“Conditions aren’t looking enough to warrant any sort of advisory but residents should still use caution in some areas just in case,” Cirrus said, “Snow is back! We should be happy and get out there and make the best of it!”

The DWPS expects it to be snowing on and off throughout the general dream world until at least mid-February. For the latest weather information, visit their website or your local forecasting office for additional resources.

DPF PREPARING MATERIALS TO SET COUNCIL TRIAL FOR FRANCIS ROBERT P. JACKSON

By: Porter

The Dimension Protection Force is preparing to send materials to the Council to set a trial for notorious criminal Francis Robert P. Jackson.

That’s according to the verified sources within the DPF who have spoken with the Tribune about the next steps following Francis’ arrest in November of 2024. These same sources told the Tribune that Francis was recently interrogated in a lengthy session after finally agreeing to do so in which he layed out a lot of important information to IAA chief Kamaria and former DIA chief Tsukanai.

With the business of the holidays over, the DPF is now clear to begin organizing any and all materials to send directly to the Council to review and decide whether or not to take up the case for a trial. The Council will decide in a vote whether to initiate a trial against Francis once they review any and all materials that the DPF sends them.

Among the materials, all “Big Six” agencies will be sending some sort of information to the Council regarding Francis’ various activities within the past few years. In particular, the DDCP will be sending information about the NEAP-1 parasite and outbreak, the ROTU will be sending information about the kidnapping of Leader Finnegan, and the DFCU will be sending information about anomalous matter leftover from Francis’ anomalies. The DPU, IAA, and DIA will also send their own materials in coordination with each other and the other three agencies.

The main delegates who will be sent forth to the Council on behalf of the dream world will be chief Kamaria and former chief Tsukanai; the ex-DIA chief will be sent forth as he oversaw all of Francis’ activities and subsequent arrest. In doing so, they will deliver these materials to the Council, and should they take up the case, will also be testifying and making their own case to consider the expelling of Francis from the dream world.

This may be the first high profile trial the Council makes since Lucid’s trial in 1930. This means it’ll be the first highly publicized trial in the 21st Century as no other trials this century have sparked this much interest. Of course, this is speculation and the Council has yet to decide. This is a developing story. Stick with the Tribune for the latest information as it develops.

Q/A: Ask Nate

Dear Nate, do people believe in conspiracy theories in the dream world?

By: Wadder Deyhidin

Hiya Wadder! It feels like there’s a lot of things out there that we know about, but somehow still don’t. At least, that’s how some people think! Over the course of my life, I’ve heard a lot of strange theories about different things around the dream world. People like believing in wild things!

One infamous theory that I hear every now and then is the theory that the Council is not real! Apparently, some people believe that the Council was just fabricated by the DPF to have control over the dream world. That is to say, the real people ruling over the dream world are the DPF! It’s also said that the DPF is an arm to the Council and this only fuels that theory more. Is it true? No! The Council is very much real. Lucid has told me stories about them and I have no reason to believe he would be lying to me! Even moreso, it’s believed that Lucid’s infamous trial was all staged in a bizarre effort by the DPF to bring down Lucid in fear of his growing power and knowledge that could surpass us all! I don’t believe this either, as again, Lucid told me the details of the trial and I know for a fact that Director Ferekides really had great thoughts about Lucid! In a way, Lucid describes the director as a father figure to him. I doubt the DPF did this all for show!

Another theory I’ve heard is the true reason why people aren’t allowed to visit the real world. Everyone knows that visiting the real world is the highest rule in the dream world and is extremely illegal and prohibited. The real world is dangerous to dream world residents in the sense that humans could hurt them or perhaps they get themselves hurt if they venture up there. Also, you lose all communication to the dream world once you’re in the real world, so you’re in big trouble! So what’s the theory? It’s speculated that the real reason people can’t go to the real world is because there’s something up there that the Council is hiding and doesn’t want us to see. Could it be that humans actually get along with us? Technological advancements so incredible that we’re seen as far behind humans? Aliens?! Well, none of this is true. There is a very minute group of people who have access to the real world and have constantly denied those claims. Then again, what if they are lying…? No, I don’t think they are! It’s just another silly theory.

I don’t know if I believe in theories like that. Sure, they might be fun to think about, but you always have to look at the facts! Do you believe in any theories about the dream world? And just to let you know, I am very much real!