STRANGENESS TO PERSIST UNTIL DIA MISSION ENDS

By: Porter

Things will remain pretty strange across the dream world.

As the chief detective of the Dimension Investigation Agency continues to search for Lucid in the Box dimension’s sub-dimensions, the leak that was inadvertently caused from it continues to spill into the main dream world. This has caused a lot of wacky anomalies but nothing dangerous has come about from any of them at the moment.

There have been strange bugs, glitches and other malfunctioning anomalies that have made areas across the dream world looking peculiar. For example, the walls, floors and ceilings at the School are invisible, the Window has become an infinite loop, the Sidewalk is literally sideways, the Club completely crashed, and the Home is looking a bit too classic.

While all of these are pretty peculiar, the Dimension Patrol Unit is not reporting any major incidents with the general public. Residents are reporting all of the wacky and zany looks out in the dream world, but nothing appears to be too dangerous to the public. Regardless of any possible danger or not, the DPU is still advising residents to take precautions when traveling out and about.

“Things are, to put it lightly, strange but it doesn’t appear to be dangerous,” DPU chief officer Matias told the Tribune, “Still, it would be best to just be careful anyway. We don’t want anyone to get hurt in an accident. Just use precaution.”

The strangeness will likely continue as long as the chief detective continues his mission in the Box dimension. The DIA stated it’s likely to continue on for at least another 1-2 weeks. This is an ongoing story. Stick with the Tribune for the latest information as it happens.

ONGOING EVENTS POSTPONE COUNCIL DECISION

By: Arial

For those expecting a decision from the Council of the dream world regarding Francis Robert P. Jackson’s trial, you may not be in luck.

Due to ongoing events, the Council of the dream world postponed its decision as to whether or not to initiate a trial against Jackson. The Council, which would’ve made its announcement at the end of the month, have decided to take this time to monitor the ongoing situation in the dream world. No official statement has been made by them at this time, but the Dimension Protection Force has seemingly confirmed this to be the case.

“The Council is currently monitoring the situation across the dream world after the Box dimension leaked last week,” a spokesperson of the DPF told the Tribune, “At this time, there are no official announcements regarding any pending decisions to be made.”

So while the Council has long been assessing whether to prosecute Jackson or not, the wait for a decision will be longer with this inadvertent situation.

“This has been one of the most anticipated decisions in a long time, but it looks like we’ll have to wait,” another spokesperson for the DPF told the Tribune, “Once things settle, they will release a statement with their decision. Stay tuned.”

This is a developing story. Stick with the Tribune for the latest information as it happens.

Q/A: Ask Dylan

Dear Dylan, do you know what is inside the boxes in the Box dimension?

By: Fragil E.

Hey Fragil! I figured you’re asking me this question because as a postal delivery worker, I often deal with delivering boxes of packages as well. To be honest, it’s a real mystery what the boxes in the Box dimension contain!

It’s one thing to deliver a package, but the boxes in the Box dimension don’t seemingly have any destination in particular. When the Box dimension was discovered, people were quick to assume that the postal service had something to do with it. However, it didn’t! Sure the DPDS deals with boxes all the time, but not at this scale!

There have been missions into the Box dimension, but from what I’ve heard, no one’s really dared to open any of the boxes! Apparently, there’s some rumor that opening a box is like unleashing the infamous Pandora’s Box. I don’t think anyone would wanna risk that!

Then again, what if the boxes are safe? What if they have super cool things in them? It’s honestly cool to think that there could be boxes with some crazy awesome stuff in them just waiting to be unboxed! Super cool goggles, retro video games, futuristic gadgets and more! The possibilities are endless! Oh if I could just open one box…

But…what if they’re empty? What if they’re just filled with those little packing peanuts? Bubble wrap? Not so fun…but bubble wrap is fun! Heck, even if they’re filled with bubble wrap, it could be hours of fun popping them! I guess we’ll never know what’s inside those boxes!